Apparently Googling ‘more forcefully’ doesn’t yield better results. I tried Googling “is the ZenFone AR ZS571KL ever going to actually be fucking released? I AM TRYING TO GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY”. Still wouldn’t give me a release date.
I’m so fucking sick of what passes for ‘News’ these days. Once upon a time, reporters used to, you know, gather facts and report on events.
Now they sit on their lazy fucking asses embedding indignant commentary in the form of tweets from random keyboard warriors.
Even in the mainstream media, it’s all clickbait – or just plain bullshit – headlines, followed by some poorly, lazily written shit that is full of spelling and grammar errors.… Read the rest
So today goes down in history as the point of no return for Brexit.
Most probably in some future history it’ll pinpoint the day we chose to fuck our entire economy and become a permanently poorer and more isolated country.
What it won’t go down as, despite Theresa May’s pleas, is ‘a time to come together’. Fuck that, and fuck you, bitch. NO ONE voted for you.
For a start, every fucking Brexiteer you mention it to is far from prepared to ‘come together’.… Read the rest
The shady avenue of beautiful ancient towering trees that I walked under every day for years until this week looks like this today:
Courtesy of Park Resorts. I mean, I know that Park Resorts fucking hate trees; fucking big, fat, useless space wasting bastards, taking up valuable real-estate they could be using to further their profits. Like the equally ancient and equally beautiful grove of wild cherry and elm they ripped up while expanding their site to add more ‘luxury lodges’ last year.… Read the rest
So, somewhat predictably, the adoring, unquestioning (read: wilfully ignorant) Trumpists are a bit sad (sorry. Sad! With a capital and an exclamation mark) about all the protesting against their thin skinned narcissistic Crybaby-in-Chief, and the ridiculing and haranguing of the small handed small minded predatory POTUS (Piece Of Turd Under Shoe).
“You damn liberal babies! he won, get over it! He’s your president whether you like it or not! There’s nothing you can do by whining about it!”
Yeah.… Read the rest
Best. News. Evar. That is all.
I’m being heavily sarcastic, btw; never in the history of the universe have Yodel been described as efficient. In this case, however, you can’t fault them for speed!.. having checked my parcel tracking, it turns out they attempted to deliver a package to me two days before I even decided to purchase said item, and a day before it was dispatched from the sender. Unfortunately, not knowing they now deliver by time machine, I wasn’t around to receive it :/