The Most Depressing Thing In All This…

Nothing like a terrorist attack to find out that all your ‘friends’ are irrational hate filled dickheads. Hint: You cannot ’round them all up and deport them’ if they were bloody born here and are legally British citizens. Where, pray tell, would you deport them to?

And if you’re going to deport extremists, doesn’t that include yourselves, you rabid lunatic hate mongering fanatical EDL loving fuckwits? Which country would you like to be deported to?

I’m being careful not to label people as ‘racist’ or ‘xenophobic’ because in their minds that means your argument is null and void because ‘Islam isn’t a race!’ and ‘they weren’t even foreigners!’ (which kinda makes my point that you can’t fucking deport them!).… Read the rest


Theresa May Fuck Right Off.

So today goes down in history as the point of no return for Brexit.
Most probably in some future history it’ll pinpoint the day we chose to fuck our entire economy and become a permanently poorer and more isolated country.

What it won’t go down as, despite Theresa May’s pleas, is ‘a time to come together’. Fuck that, and fuck you, bitch. NO ONE voted for you.

For a start, every fucking Brexiteer you mention it to is far from prepared to ‘come together’.… Read the rest


Trumpers Have The Best Hypocrisy, Bigly!

So, somewhat predictably, the adoring, unquestioning (read: wilfully ignorant) Trumpists are a bit sad (sorry. Sad! With a capital and an exclamation mark) about all the protesting against their thin skinned narcissistic Crybaby-in-Chief, and the ridiculing and haranguing of the small handed small minded predatory POTUS (Piece Of Turd Under Shoe).

“You damn liberal babies! he won, get over it! He’s your president whether you like it or not! There’s nothing you can do by whining about it!”

Yeah.… Read the rest


Yes, I’m a TW@T

You may have noticed a new widget in the sidebar. You may have noticed it contains tweets from me. No, I still think Twitter is full of fucktards. It’s just they can count me among their number now. I figured that (a) annoying tw@ts gives me a bigger target for my trolling and (b) it couldn’t hurt to bring a few here so they can tweet about my appalling blog! 😀


Mr Incredible’s Unbelievable Unresignation Undermines UKIP

Mr Incredible

Mr Incredible

Nigel Farage, blatantly lying:

“I am a man of my word.”

Nigel Farage, actually ridiculing the untenable position he would be in if he failed to be elected in South Thanet:

“The consequences of me failing to secure a seat for myself in the Commons would be significant for both myself and the party.

It is frankly just not credible for me to continue to lead the party without a Westminster seat.

What credibility would UKIP have in the Commons if others had to enunciate party policy in Parliament and the party leader was only allowed in as a guest?

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Sometimes it may be better to just STFU instead of ‘raising awareness’

There are times when it seems like the wise thing to do would be to just STFU instead of ‘raising awareness’ of an issue. One such example is the sudden media interest in the last male northern white rhino on earth, which has generated news stories in just about every publication. (Funny it wasn’t newsworthy until there was only one left, eh?). If they keep on keeping on about it, I think there’s a very real risk that some fucker will kill it just to say that they did.… Read the rest