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The Most Depressing Thing In All This…

Nothing like a terrorist attack to find out that all your ‘friends’ are irrational hate filled dickheads. Hint: You cannot ’round them all up and deport them’ if they were bloody born here and are legally British citizens. Where, pray tell, would you deport them to?

And if you’re going to deport extremists, doesn’t that include yourselves, you rabid lunatic hate mongering fanatical EDL loving fuckwits? Which country would you like to be deported to?

I’m being careful not to label people as ‘racist’ or ‘xenophobic’ because in their minds that means your argument is null and void because ‘Islam isn’t a race!’ and ‘they weren’t even foreigners!’ (which kinda makes my point that you can’t fucking deport them!).… Read the rest

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You’ll Never Guess When News Stopped Being A Thing! Click Here To Find Out!

I’m so fucking sick of what passes for ‘News’ these days. Once upon a time, reporters used to, you know, gather facts and report on events.

Now they sit on their lazy fucking asses embedding indignant commentary in the form of tweets from random keyboard warriors.

Even in the mainstream media, it’s all clickbait – or just plain bullshit – headlines, followed by some poorly, lazily written shit that is full of spelling and grammar errors.… Read the rest

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Park Resorts: The War On Nature

The shady avenue of beautiful ancient towering trees that I walked under every day for years until this week looks like this today:

Park Resorts: The War on Trees

Courtesy of Park Resorts. I mean, I know that Park Resorts fucking hate trees; fucking big, fat, useless space wasting bastards, taking up valuable real-estate they could be using to further their profits. Like the equally ancient and equally beautiful grove of wild cherry and elm they ripped up while expanding their site to add more ‘luxury lodges’ last year.… Read the rest

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Trumpers Have The Best Hypocrisy, Bigly!

So, somewhat predictably, the adoring, unquestioning (read: wilfully ignorant) Trumpists are a bit sad (sorry. Sad! With a capital and an exclamation mark) about all the protesting against their thin skinned narcissistic Crybaby-in-Chief, and the ridiculing and haranguing of the small handed small minded predatory POTUS (Piece Of Turd Under Shoe).

“You damn liberal babies! he won, get over it! He’s your president whether you like it or not! There’s nothing you can do by whining about it!”

Yeah.… Read the rest

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There are Alternate Facts, Damned Alternate Facts, and Statistics.

So, I think we can see exactly what kind of president the big racist Dorito coloured man-baby is going to be. The lying, cheating, bullying asshole kind. Surprise, surprise, eh? Who would have seen that coming?

As always, he had a bunch of lackeys backing up his lying, cheating and bullying, as if three or four official sounding titled people spewing bullshit through official sounding channels would somehow make it more factual, in the face of overwhelming evidence – including photographs and videos seen by half the fucking planet – to the contrary.… Read the rest

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It’s The End Of The World As We Know It.

So, yeah. Today is Trumpageddon. The Trumpocalypse. Genuinely, the beginning of the end of the world as we know it. The day that odious little manbaby grabs America by the pussy and gives it the fucking good fisting that it probably deserves, in all honesty.

Oh Please. You were fucking begging for it.

I’m not even American, and I feel sick to my stomach today that today could actually come to pass. I won’t be watching any of the events around today despite the fact that it’s 24 hour wall to wall coverage on every news channel.… Read the rest

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The Most Apt Company Name Ever

It amused me no end to learn that Microsoft had acquired the 3D data optimisation company Simplygon. Based upon Microsoft’s long and painful history of tech acquisitions, that’s exactly where they’ll be this time next year (month?). Simply Gone. Bless the naivety of their CEO, Matt Connors; “We’re thrilled to join forces with Microsoft to make this happen”. Oh dear. You don’t know Microsoft very well, do you? I’m afraid you’re in for a bit of a fall, Mr Connors.… Read the rest