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Happy Paraskevidekatriaphobia Day!

Although, I guess if you’re a paraskevidekatriaphobic, you probably WON’T be happy today.

/me waves to 21 million irrational Americans

(I’m not picking on Americans specifically, but I couldn’t get figures for other countries (presumably a US study. Hence forgetting the rest of the world exists. Oh wait. I *am* picking on Americans specifically after all.)

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Our survey says: surveys are shit

Have you noticed that not a day goes by without some newspaper or tv station makes a big story out of the results of some ridiculous survey or other similarly meaningless data? Today, for example, the Independent is dutifully informing us that iPhone users have more sex than Android users, based upon a small segment of this oh-so-scientific survey from some crappy dating site.

How can you argue with that? They have a graph entitled ‘Sexual Activity By Smart Phone Brand’, and it goes on to qualify their results further; “The chart pretty much speaks for itself; I’ll just say that the numbers for all three brands are for 30 year-olds, so it’s not a matter of older, more experienced people preferring one phone to another.”. To reinforce the issue, they have a further graph ‘Sexual Partners By Smart Phone, by Age’. Again, the iPhone owners are clearly on top. [...]  read more

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Twisted Twins

Anyone see the BBC documentary Madness in the Fast Lane (iPlayer link for those that can view it) last night? Un-fucking-believable.

I’d have gladly wheelspinned an 18 wheeler truck on their sick fucking heads on day 1, and saved at least one man his life and a fair few others from mental scars they’ll probably have for ever.

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