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We Need To Have A Serious Discussion About The Internet, Porn and You

If you’re a previous visitor, you’ll know I don’t do serious. If you’re here first time because of this clickbait titled article, then you’ll have to take my word for it. And for Gods sake don’t stray off this article elsewhere. You WILL regret it. I promise you.

But I digress. I have serious things to say in a probably not so serious way. You see, there’s some stuff that no one is directly talking about and it literally potentially affects everyone, whether they participate or not. [...]  read more

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How To Sabotage Any Business Using a Google Feature

There’s no denying that Google is basically the most powerful presence on the internet today. There’s also no denying that they’re arrogant fucktards who do not give a flying fuck about their customers.

On Google Maps, any cunt and his dog can upload a picture of said cunt and his dog – logged against YOUR VERIFIED GOOGLE BUSINESS LISTING. So that when someone searches for your business, it comes up right there, associated with your business.

And guess what? There is absolutely no mechanism to remove them, as the verified owner. You can report them as inappropriate or unrelated… and your report will be completely ignored. [...]  read more

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The Most Depressing Thing In All This…

Nothing like a terrorist attack to find out that all your ‘friends’ are irrational hate filled dickheads. Hint: You cannot ’round them all up and deport them’ if they were bloody born here and are legally British citizens. Where, pray tell, would you deport them to?

And if you’re going to deport extremists, doesn’t that include yourselves, you rabid lunatic hate mongering fanatical EDL loving fuckwits? Which country would you like to be deported to?

I’m being careful not to label people as ‘racist’ or ‘xenophobic’ because in their minds that means your argument is null and void because ‘Islam isn’t a race!’ and ‘they weren’t even foreigners!’ (which kinda makes my point that you can’t fucking deport them!). [...]  read more

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Why are people even surprised?

The latest crop of reports on the London Bridge incident centre around police uncovering videos by one of the suspects on ‘how to plot a van and knife attack’, and boasting about how he radicalised more than a dozen students ready to martyr themselves. People are questioning how this sort of material even gets on Youtube? It’s disgusting! Shouldn’t be allowed!

Well it’s really quite simple:

Step 1: Make a video.

Step 2: Upload to Youtube.

The only time Youtube might care is if he was radicalising students or planning terrorist attacks to a background of copyright music… [...]  read more

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London Bridge: What Are They Not Telling Us?

Having watched and read pieces from just about every channel and media outlet related to Saturdays attack at London Bridge and Borough Market, it seems to me that there’s a whole heck of a lot that doesn’t add up about this latest terrorist incident… although nobody else seems to have noticed.

I realise that witnesses are inherently unreliable and pretty much make up their own reality; that’s been proven beyond doubt. I am sure that they think they are telling the truth. Apart from that obnoxious ‘geezer’ they’ve been dragging up on all the news reports who seems desperate to make the world believe he’s some kind of hero (Hint: heros are invariably the ones who just dismiss their actions by saying ‘I was just doing what anyone else would do’ while doing something extraordinary that is the polar opposite of what anyone else would do). [...]  read more

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You’ll Never Guess When News Stopped Being A Thing! Click Here To Find Out!

I’m so fucking sick of what passes for ‘News’ these days. Once upon a time, reporters used to, you know, gather facts and report on events.

Now they sit on their lazy fucking asses embedding indignant commentary in the form of tweets from random keyboard warriors.

Even in the mainstream media, it’s all clickbait – or just plain bullshit – headlines, followed by some poorly, lazily written shit that is full of spelling and grammar errors.

It’s not news any more, it’s fucking social media commentary of the fucking news from people who seem determined to display their breathtaking ignorance. [...]  read more

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Theresa May Fuck Right Off.

So today goes down in history as the point of no return for Brexit.
Most probably in some future history it’ll pinpoint the day we chose to fuck our entire economy and become a permanently poorer and more isolated country.

What it won’t go down as, despite Theresa May’s pleas, is ‘a time to come together’. Fuck that, and fuck you, bitch. NO ONE voted for you.

For a start, every fucking Brexiteer you mention it to is far from prepared to ‘come together’. Their go to retort – rather than actually engage in any discussion – is still the same as it was at the time of the referendum; ‘you lost. get over it!’.  [...]  read more

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Park Resorts: The War On Nature

The shady avenue of beautiful ancient towering trees that I walked under every day for years until this week looks like this today:

Park Resorts: The War on Trees

Courtesy of Park Resorts. I mean, I know that Park Resorts fucking hate trees; fucking big, fat, useless space wasting bastards, taking up valuable real-estate they could be using to further their profits. Like the equally ancient and equally beautiful grove of wild cherry and elm they ripped up while expanding their site to add more ‘luxury lodges’ last year. I’ve watched them hack down centuries old trees for years. [...]  read more

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Trumpers Have The Best Hypocrisy, Bigly!

So, somewhat predictably, the adoring, unquestioning (read: wilfully ignorant) Trumpists are a bit sad (sorry. Sad! With a capital and an exclamation mark) about all the protesting against their thin skinned narcissistic Crybaby-in-Chief, and the ridiculing and haranguing of the small handed small minded predatory POTUS (Piece Of Turd Under Shoe).

“You damn liberal babies! he won, get over it! He’s your president whether you like it or not! There’s nothing you can do by whining about it!” [...]  read more

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