Oh bollocks. Apparently I just autorenewed this domain. I really didn’t mean to. I was going to let it die.

After all, I died inside years ago. I simply exist now. And really you don’t want to hear about the crushing despair of wasting the rest of your days until you mercifully pop your clogs, do you? Do you? I mean, I’ve got hours – years – of that shit I could blog about. But I gave up on the satirical trolly shit long ago because the world is just so fucked up in so many ways that it’s just not even funny any more. I’d rather not think about any of it, tbh.

But now I feel like I gotta do something here. I just paid like $17.99 for this shit to continue existing. Which is the only reason I’m here now; anxiety got the better of me when I realised I hadn’t updated the software on my blog in 4 years, probably making me the riskiest thing on my server hosting all my customers shit. And you wouldn’t believe the fucking crap they try to pull once you give them a bit of server space. However, I am not a host you wanna fuck with. I can turn gracious host to ghost instantaneously. I do this internetz security shit for a living. Don’t be installing random crap you don’t even understand without asking, bitch.

I feel like there was some digression there. Maybe I do have a few more good rants left in me.

p.s. please feel free to comment if you even so much as see this shit. I’m pretty sure literally no one except russian hackers ever visit this site.

p.p.s. if you’ve commented anywhere on this shitshow since like 2018 I approved your comment. I don’t give a shit. I wasn’t about to actually read them all lol. I really don’t remember if it emails to tell you or some shit. I don’t give a shit. Suck my dick, GDPR.