Today was ‘one of those days’ before 9am. I’d experienced pretty much the entire spectrum of the types of fucktards that make me hate humans before I even got to work – seriously, if someone had handed me a shotgun and some shells this morning, I’d have made international news by lunchtime for removing the faces of those that annoyed me with lead shot (something I enjoy fantasising about often… and alluded to in my first ever post here, although the method of dispatching said tards varies with my mood. Sometimes its a quick, concise death, while others I want to torture slowly.).

Then to top it all, after fuck-knows-how-many releases of WordPress this week, the update went catastrophically wrong – be warned, WP bloggers, the latest security fix for the latest release is utterly fucked. I’ve never really had many problems with WordPress before, but lately they’re getting really fucking sloppy with their releases. I’ll leave the other dozen sites till I know it’s fixed. So yeah, that all happened before 9am.

But then my boss offered to take me for a bit of a joyride in his plane out of the blue. Which turned out to be a very good way to blow away a seriously fucking bad mood. In fact, he may have unknowingly saved a number of lives of his fellow countrymen without even knowing it :p