Have you noticed that not a day goes by without some newspaper or tv station makes a big story out of the results of some ridiculous survey or other similarly meaningless data? Today, for example, the Independent is dutifully informing us that iPhone users have more sex than Android users, based upon a small segment of this oh-so-scientific survey from some crappy dating site.
How can you argue with that? They have a graph entitled ‘Sexual Activity By Smart Phone Brand’, and it goes on to qualify their results further; “The chart pretty much speaks for itself; I’ll just say that the numbers for all three brands are for 30 year-olds, so it’s not a matter of older, more experienced people preferring one phone to another.”. To reinforce the issue, they have a further graph ‘Sexual Partners By Smart Phone, by Age’. Again, the iPhone owners are clearly on top.
The truth is probably a lot simpler; it’s an everyday habit of Apple fans to lie to themselves and others to conceal the shortcomings of themselves and their equipment.
Both graphs actually show the number of sexual partners of smartphone users, not the number of times they get laid. So what it really says is that iphone users are sluttier than android users.
True, that, but I still maintain they’re mostly just exaggerating their figures. However, I’m willing to adjust my opinion of Apple Fanbois to *slutty* small-cocked liars.