The other night a bunch of completely clueless cunts formed the BBC question time panel and discussed the whole Facebook/Cambridge Analytica debacle. The trouble is, these know nothing fucktards are spreading their disinformation and outright lies under some sort of air of authority on the subject.

Not to mention the clueless media cunts who have been flogging the shit out of this ‘story’ for days. And the clueless Twitter cunts who have been raging about it.

Dozens of these articles and tweets have been along the lines of ‘You Should Delete Your Facebook! Now!’ and vows from tens of thousands of morons to do the same.

Yeah. That boat already sailed, and frankly the whole thing is a complete non-issue if you consider that this happens all the fucking time, with your explicit complicity. Every time you use some ‘app’ on Facebook, or your phone or your tablet or whatever, you grant them all sorts of rights and permissions to do whatever the fuck they like with your information. Because you’re ignorant morons.

Do you reeeeeeally think that a selfie filter app needs permission to access your telephone, your contacts, your calendar, your email, your microphone, your SMS etc etc?

No. In your eagerness to post another fucking photo, you just invited them to butt fuck you.

Of course, you could just learn how to use your hardware and software and the tools provided to safeguard yourself. I mean, I am very confident that Cambridge Analytica have jack shit on me because for one thing, I don’t do fucking online quizzes in the form of Facebook Apps you grant permissions to, and for another, I lock my shit down tight. Hell, my own friends can’t even tag me in a post or comment.

Even Zucks himself is just paying lip service by speaking out on the issue, because you already fucking agreed to that shit. They have a whole app developer centre dedicated to helping you create apps with a few clicks that are DESIGNED to leech Facebook users data.

I’ve personally knocked up apps (one was a ‘Cheat At Words With Friends’ kinda thing) in hours that are just designed to suck every last ounce of data you fuckwits ever fed into Facebook and you are more than happy to agree because you’re desperate to one-up your buddies on a game.

Which is why unless you actually DO look after your data, you have no right whatsoever to rage when someone treats you like the cunt you are…

But by all means, do please delete your Facebooks and go live under a rock.