So, I think we can see exactly what kind of president the big racist Dorito coloured man-baby is going to be. The lying, cheating, bullying asshole kind. Surprise, surprise, eh? Who would have seen that coming?

As always, he had a bunch of lackeys backing up his lying, cheating and bullying, as if three or four official sounding titled people spewing bullshit through official sounding channels would somehow make it more factual, in the face of overwhelming evidence – including photographs and videos seen by half the fucking planet – to the contrary.

Aside from all the ‘alternative facts’ on attendee numbers for his inauguration, the Cuntbubble-in-Chief also wiped the LGBT pages and climate change pages from existence on the official White House website, because climate change doesn’t exist in his alternate reality and LGBT issues aren’t even on his radar.

He has also referred several times to ‘his enemies’, which, in context, now includes pretty much any American who didn’t vote for him. So, most of the country apart from white xenophobic red neck asshole males, then.

Amazingly, the President also lashed out on Twitter at the womens protest marches, remarking ‘Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election! Why didn’t these people vote?’

The internets helpfully pointed out that yes, there was an election.. the one he lost the popular vote by 3 million in, and somehow still gets to be president. Aaaah, democracy. Oh, and by the way, the protests were far more well attended than your inauguration.

It’s going to be a fucking long four years.

Oh, also:

Dear The Internets,

Of course it’s fucking ok to punch Nazis! Punch more nazis more often. We’ve gotten in this state by NOT punching more nazis!