Today I bring you news of awesomeness of my own invention. It will, I predict, become ‘the next big thing’ in fashionable culinary circles. It was discovered almost by accident on Saturday when I bought Haggis on the way home from a fairly heavy drinking session, only to get home and find I had nothing with which to make a hearty gravy to complement it. Staring blankly into my cupboards, I pulled out the only thing I had that I thought had the same sort of savory notes and consistency… and thus was born Haggis with Black Bean Sauce. Which, I can tell you, is fucking fantastic. For information, as well as having had about 8 pints of Warsteiner, I was also pretty stoned. But still, it fucking rocks! Try it! [...]  read more

Thank fuck for that! If we were going to be subjected to lengthy self congratulatory reporting of every last fucking detail behind World Cup preparations for the next 8 years like we have with the Olympics, I would have had no choice but to emigrate to Siberia.

Fire tornado: Very rare natural phenomenon caught on film in Brazil. Awesome to watch… from a long, long way away, via Youtube, obviously!