Oh good. Twitter has struck a deal to spew it’s crap all over the web, which it says will “open a significant opportunity” to extend the reach of its “message” to a larger audience. Most annoyingly, they’re going to start showing up in Google search results.
Yeah. See, here’s the thing. If we wanted to read the bollocks that gets vomitted onto Twitter by their core customer base of over-eager commentards with no self awareness or ability to exerciseÂ self censorship, then we would, yaknow, join Twitter and read them there. I can assure you that the thing I’m searching for on Google will never, ever, ever be found in a tweet from anyone ever. Seriously. If it ever happens, I’ll eat my own testicles. [...] read more