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The Most Depressing Thing In All This…

Nothing like a terrorist attack to find out that all your ‘friends’ are irrational hate filled dickheads. Hint: You cannot ’round them all up and deport them’ if they were bloody born here and are legally British citizens. Where, pray tell, would you deport them to?

And if you’re going to deport extremists, doesn’t that include yourselves, you rabid lunatic hate mongering fanatical EDL loving fuckwits? Which country would you like to be deported to?

I’m being careful not to label people as ‘racist’ or ‘xenophobic’ because in their minds that means your argument is null and void because ‘Islam isn’t a race!’ and ‘they weren’t even foreigners!’ (which kinda makes my point that you can’t fucking deport them!). [...]  read more

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Why are people even surprised?

The latest crop of reports on the London Bridge incident centre around police uncovering videos by one of the suspects on ‘how to plot a van and knife attack’, and boasting about how he radicalised more than a dozen students ready to martyr themselves. People are questioning how this sort of material even gets on Youtube? It’s disgusting! Shouldn’t be allowed!

Well it’s really quite simple:

Step 1: Make a video.

Step 2: Upload to Youtube.

The only time Youtube might care is if he was radicalising students or planning terrorist attacks to a background of copyright music… [...]  read more

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Park Resorts: The War On Nature

The shady avenue of beautiful ancient towering trees that I walked under every day for years until this week looks like this today:

Park Resorts: The War on Trees

Courtesy of Park Resorts. I mean, I know that Park Resorts fucking hate trees; fucking big, fat, useless space wasting bastards, taking up valuable real-estate they could be using to further their profits. Like the equally ancient and equally beautiful grove of wild cherry and elm they ripped up while expanding their site to add more ‘luxury lodges’ last year. I’ve watched them hack down centuries old trees for years. [...]  read more

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Now That’s What I Call Efficient!

I’m being heavily sarcastic, btw; never in the history of the universe have Yodel been described as efficient. In this case, however, you can’t fault them for speed!.. having checked my parcel tracking, it turns out they attempted to deliver a package to me two days before I even decided to purchase said item, and a day before it was dispatched from the sender. Unfortunately, not knowing they now deliver by time machine, I wasn’t around to receive it :/

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There are Alternate Facts, Damned Alternate Facts, and Statistics.

So, I think we can see exactly what kind of president the big racist Dorito coloured man-baby is going to be. The lying, cheating, bullying asshole kind. Surprise, surprise, eh? Who would have seen that coming?

As always, he had a bunch of lackeys backing up his lying, cheating and bullying, as if three or four official sounding titled people spewing bullshit through official sounding channels would somehow make it more factual, in the face of overwhelming evidence – including photographs and videos seen by half the fucking planet – to the contrary. [...]  read more

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The Most Apt Company Name Ever

It amused me no end to learn that Microsoft had acquired the 3D data optimisation company Simplygon. Based upon Microsoft’s long and painful history of tech acquisitions, that’s exactly where they’ll be this time next year (month?). Simply Gone. Bless the naivety of their CEO, Matt Connors; “We’re thrilled to join forces with Microsoft to make this happen”. Oh dear. You don’t know Microsoft very well, do you? I’m afraid you’re in for a bit of a fall, Mr Connors.  [...]  read more

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Will Assange be Manning Up?

Ok, Mr Assange. The POTUS has done his part. Now it’s your turn. Or are you going to turn out to be the lying, hypocritical, manipulative piece of shit I always thought you were? Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll get a fair trial at the hands of Donald Trumps Administration. Why wouldn’t you? He’s your bestest bud now! A lot of water has passed under that bridge since Trump recommended you receive the death penalty…

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