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Love Me Or Else!

I’m sure it’s probably just me, but I find that a lot of the ‘relationship goals’ type posts and memes that people share constantly on Facebook are neither cute, sexy or adorable; in fact I find them downright fucking creepy and disturbing. If your ‘bae’ keeps sharing these on your timeline or tagging you in them, my suggestion is: Run! Run for the hills before it’s too late! Also, if your significant other refers to you as ‘bae’, that’s a good reason to dump them too… [...]  read more

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VW: Still Cheating and Lying!

“This was not a corporate decision, This was something individuals did.”
“a couple of software engineers who put this in for whatever reason.”

— Michael Horn, head of Volkswagen’s American unit, before a House Energy and Commerce subcommittee hearing

Even if this were the tiniest bit believable, it MUST have been common knowledge that the engines VW built were outputting up to 40 times the legal emissions limits, and that somehow, magically, mystically, they all passed their emissions tests, and no one at VW questioned that? [...]  read more

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Oh, Good.

They’ve already started going on about Christmas Meals and Parties and shit at work. Four more months of ‘No, really, I am NOT going. Yes, I know there’s free food and drink. No, it makes fuck all difference. Now respect my wishes and the fact I’m a grumpy cunt and go enjoy it without me, because if you force me to go against my will I’ll fucking make sure none of you enjoy it…’

Fuck I fucking hate fucking Christmas. Even in September.

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Yes, I’m a TW@T

You may have noticed a new widget in the sidebar. You may have noticed it contains tweets from me. No, I still think Twitter is full of fucktards. It’s just they can count me among their number now. I figured that (a) annoying tw@ts gives me a bigger target for my trolling and (b) it couldn’t hurt to bring a few here so they can tweet about my appalling blog! 😀

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You don’t fucking say?

Caught a preview for Newsnight last night just before the local news, which detailed upcoming revelations that UK politics is dominated by a self serving rich elite.

YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY?!

I didn’t actually watch it because I would have likely been compelled to throw things at the tv.

But it did leave me wondering who the hell the intended audience was, since everyone in the country is already painfully fucking aware of these ‘revelations’.

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