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What We Need Right Now Is A Good Old Fashioned Witchhunt!

All the shit that’s going on in the news at the moment, and what are people most up in arms about?

Organising a lynching for the old biddy caught on camera putting a cat into a wheelie bin, of course! They’ve had to put a POLICE GUARD on her house to protect her, for fucks sake.

Way to go, Britain. It’s nice to see you have your priorities right.

http://news.google.co.uk/news/more?pz=1&cf=all&topic=n&ncl=dBa21ApSgiTWtuMzWmS-TsZt2HTaM

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Licensed To Surf?

You know, I really think you should have to pass a test and get a license to use the internet. So many users are utterly, hopelessly and even dangerously ignorant.

I despair everytime I watch anyone use the ‘net. Especially since they usually start off typing ‘google’ into the Google search bar on their browser to get to the Google home page so they can type in ‘Facebook’…

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Last US Troops Leave Iraq

Yes, it’s a historic day. The last US combat troops have finally fucked off after their invasion of Iraq a mere seven years ago. Although that’s not the end of the US presence in Iraq… just that the war is over (funny, I could have sworn I  recall George Bush telling us the war was over nearly 7 years ago). The US stresses that they still have a trillion dollar investment to protect in Iraq (Americans must be well pleased about that given the state of their economy at home).

So, I guess the US is free to illegally invade some other middle eastern country of their choice, now (read: Iran), closely followed by their lapdog, the UK. [...]  read more

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Happy Paraskevidekatriaphobia Day!

Although, I guess if you’re a paraskevidekatriaphobic, you probably WON’T be happy today.

/me waves to 21 million irrational Americans

(I’m not picking on Americans specifically, but I couldn’t get figures for other countries (presumably a US study. Hence forgetting the rest of the world exists. Oh wait. I *am* picking on Americans specifically after all.)

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Twisted Twins

Anyone see the BBC documentary Madness in the Fast Lane (iPlayer link for those that can view it) last night? Un-fucking-believable.

I’d have gladly wheelspinned an 18 wheeler truck on their sick fucking heads on day 1, and saved at least one man his life and a fair few others from mental scars they’ll probably have for ever.

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